Standalones
Standalones
Bury Me Softly
Death Isn’t the End…It’s Just Foreplay.
Hi! I’m October Halloway, and yes, my entire personality is Halloween.
Candy corn for breakfast? Obviously.
Turning my house into a year-round haunted house that makes the HOA want to burn me at the stake…Yes, but at least I’d look hot.
Dating life? Disaster. Men either bolt when I mention how many corpses you can fit in a trunk or faint when the bathroom mirror screams at them.
Oops.
But you know what doesn’t run? The dead. Turns out if you drink too much, spill glitter on a Ouija board, and offer cupcakes to forgotten graves, sometimes the skeletons RSVP. And when they do? They’re hot. Like… we should not be this horny for calcium hot.
Now my life is jump scares, duct-tape rituals, and figuring out if “undead boyfriends” counts as a tax deduction.
Scary. Sparkly. Probably illegal. Welcome to my love story.
Author's Note: This is a medium-burn, mfmm, why choose/reverse harem standalone haunted romcom. It includes explicit language, excessive Halloween spirit, and detailed sexual situations. Only intended for audiences 18 or older.
Third Time’s A Charm
Book-a-Boyfriend Today!
To the world I’m beautiful, successful, talented.
The total package.
I’m the founder and owner of the world’s largest animal rescue and adoption center. We can rescue any animal, from a turtle to a lion. And, if we can’t find a pre established sanctuary for it to thrive, we make one.
It’s what I’m good at. It’s where my heart belongs.
Yet, my family doesn’t understand just how content I am in life. They think I’m lonely and need to find love. And, with my sister’s wedding–a week long, grand destination adventure–coming up, the pressure they’ve put on me to find a date is insane.
So I do what any sane woman, who’s totally satisfied with her life the way it is, would do; I get drunk and buy a boyfriend.
Only, there’s a glitch in the supposedly reputable Book-a-Boyfriend’s system and I find myself with; not one, not two, but three men standing at my family’s door on the eve of our travels. Every single one of them are claiming to be my boyfriend, and none of them want to leave.
What the hell am I supposed to do now?
Author's Note: This is a medium-burn, mfmm, why choose/reverse harem standalone romcom. It includes explicit language, and detailed sexual situations. Only intended for audiences 18 or older.
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